r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 12h ago

Daaaaaaaaaaamn

12.0k Upvotes

771 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/anitaapplebaum • 1d ago

Murdered by words, in Murdered by words

688 Upvotes

20 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/rustyyryan • 2d ago

Walked right into it

5.9k Upvotes

29 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/KristynNesbitt • 2d ago

Ahnold calls out a hater

5.7k Upvotes

68 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/derpwild • 3d ago

Elon never heard of Parental Responsibilities

11.3k Upvotes

97 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/polishprince76 • 3d ago

Does Clay like apples?

618 Upvotes

29 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Lunatic8oy • 3d ago

WHY LANGUAGE? WHY?

171 Upvotes

12 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/dondegroovily • 4d ago

Chopin's diet

249 Upvotes

https://reddit.com/r/piano/s/mzkO9bJ2XX

9 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/GenghisHam • 4d ago

I "legitimately" agree with the reply.

68 Upvotes

3 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Guilty_Secret9263 • 5d ago

Well said, like a true gamer.

19.1k Upvotes

159 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/dangu3 • 5d ago

MC Hammer bringing receipts

3.3k Upvotes

47 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/bearshitwoods • 6d ago

And on his irl cake day, apparently

8.1k Upvotes

101 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 6d ago

Romanticizing the past

37.2k Upvotes

813 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/nice-queen997 • 6d ago

Japanese Tea Party

3.1k Upvotes

299 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Impressive-Mud-6726 • 6d ago

Salt it is then

3.6k Upvotes

100 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Seanish12345 • 7d ago

I have no words, this was perfect

8.9k Upvotes

248 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/xTimeKey • 7d ago

NFT market is collapsing for context

5.0k Upvotes

51 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Bash_Limps • 8d ago

McFrizzle my twizzle that’s a crazy goodbye 🍔

10.1k Upvotes

178 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 8d ago

Somehow, a thing happened

31.5k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 9d ago

Once again, PETA are full of excrement

4.6k Upvotes

313 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/qcvitals • 9d ago

Get recked kevin

2.1k Upvotes

53 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/waffleking333 • 9d ago

Tacky has no age limit!

3.5k Upvotes

14 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 10d ago

They know what's best

29.0k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/trashplease • 10d ago

He set it up so well

2.4k Upvotes

17 comments

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