r/SipsTea • u/SixxRabbit • 18d ago
Best self defense trick Lmao gottem
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u/LockeAbout 18d ago
I honestly thought she was going to punch him in the balls or something like that.
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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace 18d ago
I just thought she was gonna yell "rape."
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u/DummyThicccThrowaway 18d ago
That's exactly what I was waiting for
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u/Foooour 18d ago
I speculated both the top two comments as I watched, in the same order
This is my Matrix moment
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u/Bntyhntr 18d ago
Same, but I didn't expect a comment saying the exact same thing so this is where the rabbit hole ends.
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u/blackteashirt 18d ago
How do you two feel being able to predict the future so accurately? Maybe you should get into stock trading?
This is a Primer moment for me.
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u/Bntyhntr 18d ago
You didn't hear this from me, but buy low sell high. And violate causality.
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u/I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK 18d ago
I love you.
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u/Whovian21 18d ago
I was expected a fake moaning sound that would make dude uncomfortable
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u/sameeye1112 18d ago
But what if dude moaned back.
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u/romantercero 18d ago
I thought about that as well, but he could have squeezed her throat shut immediately.
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u/Sonifri 18d ago
I kept on expecting the nut shot too.
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u/BustinArant 18d ago
I was seriously concerned when he didn't get a yes or no answer about the potential testicular danger. Like a cop, you have to tell us if you are.
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u/SalvationSycamore 18d ago
"I cast testicular torsion!"
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u/nnomae 18d ago
I remember hearing Bas Rutten tell a story about how he was teaching a self defense class and a female self defense trainer showed up to the class claiming she could get out of any head lock. So he said ok, he'd try it and just before he put on the head lock he whispered in her ear "if you hit me in the balls I'll break your fuckin' neck". A few seconds later she was asleep.
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u/nihilnovesub 18d ago
He tells similar stories a lot. The one I heard him tell was that he just took the nut shot and kept choking. Bas is a monster, but he's also a showman with a brand. Take everything he says with a grain of salt.
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u/porn_is_tight 18d ago
I saw Bas Rutten at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/HungJurror 18d ago
I wonder how many people have bad opinions of celebrities for no reason because of this lol
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u/digitalwankster 17d ago
It reminds me of the time I saw Gordon Ramsay at a Best Buy in New York. I'm a huge Hell's Kitchen fan so I was kind of staring at him when he finally caught me looking at him. I didn't want to be intrusive, so I just gave him a respectful nod. Surprisingly, he walked over and said, “What, no hello? Too starstruck?” I was a bit shocked and said “I'm a huge fan” but he mimicked me in an exaggerated high-pitched voice.
I didn't know what to do so I started to walk away and I heard him laughing at me. I tried to ignore him and started browsing laptops when I noticed Gordon in the gaming section, trying to wear three VR headsets at once, claiming he was testing the “flavor of the virtual reality.” When a store employee suggested he could only try one at a time, Gordon waved him off, saying he's a “multi-sensory culinary genius” and needed the “full immersion.”
As I was standing in line for checkout I saw he'd positioned himself near the exit, like a self-appointed quality inspector. As customers passed by, he dished out unsolicited critiques of their purchases. “No, no, no! That laptop? It's so slow it should be in a snail race!” and “That game? I've seen more excitement in a pot of boiling water!” Every remark was delivered with the dramatic gusto of a Hell's Kitchen finale. As I finally left he was autographing some kids PS5. Gordon declared, “This will need a proper chef's touch!” and proceeded to sign the box with, “May your games be as fiery as my kitchens!”
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u/YobaiYamete 18d ago edited 18d ago
This is exactly why self defense instructors (that are actually qualified) will always tell you the testicles are a secondary target at best. When adrenaline is pumping the guy will barely feel it, but it will ROYALLY piss him off and make him go from wanting to beat you up, to bloodlusted and wanting to kill you
Kick someone in the balls? They'll feel it after the fight and in the morning. But that won't help when they beat you to death first
Kick someone in the knee? They will lay on the ground unable to fight or get up no matter how mad they are and they'll walk with a limp the rest of their life (if at all)
Knees, eyes, elbows, windpipe etc should always be your primary targets in a fight, because they immediately end the fight and any chance of resistance
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u/Lemmungwinks 17d ago
Bas literally split a guys liver for kneeing him in the nuts multiple times during a professional fight.
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u/smokebandido2x 18d ago edited 18d ago
these kinds of things only work on the assumption that the attacker isnt that motivated to hurt you
if someone really wants to hurt you though, theyll ignore a fair bit of pain to keep after you
thats why w most people who've been streetfighting for a while the protocol is to cause pain and then incapacitate as soon as possible by hitting something crippling or going straight for the ko
you have to do something to them that adrenaline cant shake off or seriously endanger something precious enough to make them think twice
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u/forgotten_cookies 18d ago
Also if you hit anything else, like the shaft, it will still hurt a lot. But it's something they may be able to power through. The pain levels between that and an actual nut shot are incomparable.
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u/ehxy 18d ago
Exactly. You get someone in a head lock and you know they're gonna fight all it takes is to take the other hand and slip it into the eye socket if they keep fighting.
People usually start screaming at that point.
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u/serious_sarcasm 18d ago
It is really hard for people to keep their wits about them when being strangled, and not just try to rip the hands away.
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u/Zerachiel_01 17d ago
This tbh. Eyes, always. The terror of potential blindness to the sighted is not to be fucked with.
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u/mogafaq 18d ago
That only works in fake demonstration. Very hard to hit a target behind you at the best of time. Very easy to piss off a dude by hitting areas adjacent to his junk. Best way to win a fist fight is to bring a weapon though.
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u/I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK 18d ago
The best way to win a fist fight is to apologize profusely to your attacker and do your best to not fight. Let them be the winner, let them gloat and brag and hell, buy em a beer.
Then you go out to your car and grab your trunk bat. Wait for them to exit and kneecap them. Patience is the key here. Once they're on the ground grabbing their ruined knee and writhing in agony you can have your way with them.
I suggest one good smack to the jaw right below the ear with the trusty trunk bat. Make it real hard for them to ever run that dumb fucking mouth again.
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u/TatManTat 18d ago
The answer to every altercation is ultimately poison.
Gets me out of snafus on the regular.
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u/Doodah18 18d ago
I was taught “grab, squeeze, twist and pull,” to get out of a headlock.
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u/CorkusHawks 18d ago
All fun and games till Gary Busey gets her in a headlock.
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u/Spear_Ritual 18d ago
“Joshua, have Endo take a look at that.”
That was such a dope scene.
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u/Snoo-35252 18d ago
Obscure and excellent reference.
In the original script, the guy says "Mr. Joshua, find an artery." And the Gary Busy character cuts one of his own arteries.
Creeeeeeeepy.
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u/_view_from_above_ 18d ago
Why is there a fence around a single, plastic chair??
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 18d ago
This group does stupid staged videos like this a lot. I’d bet they put that chair in a cage to generate comments like yours.
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u/correctionsection 18d ago
Can confirm. I've gotten hundreds of millions of views on videos. Adding things like that can be a game changer. I also comment controversial things about it to get the conversation started. Having a few extra comments in the first few minutes can be the difference between "viral" and not viral.
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u/Tigre-Geant1 18d ago
It's the Throne of America. Each American king has to travel there and sit on it to be crowned.
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u/Dense_Cup_1479 18d ago
does it make it better that it 2 stacked plastic chairs?
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u/FearTheSpoonman 18d ago
Is that Justin flom, bane of the internet?
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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 18d ago
I stop watching the video as soon as I see his face. Fucking waste of time.
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u/heelsmaster 18d ago
as someone that has no idea who he is; a little backstory please?
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u/SovietMarma 17d ago
You know those rage-bait food videos where they dump all kinds of ingredients into a casserole, or making cotton candy in a clothes dryer, making ice cream floats in a toilet, etc. This dude is behind those.
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u/phoonie98 18d ago
I dont know the backstory but his tiktoks are always so dumb. I think he purposely gets people mad to drive engagement
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u/FearTheSpoonman 18d ago
Exactly the same here, I don't think there's anyone I can't stand more online.
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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 18d ago
I wish I could block all Tate, Rogan, Peterson,real estate gurus, and billionaires content from my FB/YouTube.
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u/stovingtonvt 18d ago
This is like the new version of the game. I’d gone so long without seeing this fool.
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u/lonely_night_manager 18d ago
It works better if the head locker has been doing shots all night and their sleeve goes up like a torch.
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u/Raecino 18d ago
But wouldn’t her face also go up in flame?
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u/lonely_night_manager 18d ago
I'm trying to incite drunken stupidity and you're like the kid reminding teacher they didn't assign homework on a Friday.
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u/samissamforsam 18d ago
That reply made me laugh so hard my boss messaged asking why work was so funny
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u/Lets_Bust_Together 18d ago
Assuming you just carry a lighter in your hand.
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u/TamashiiNoKyomi 18d ago
It's just a bit
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u/throwaway52358 18d ago
Porn level acting.
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u/Zauberer-IMDB 18d ago
Yeah I assumed her escape would involve jerking him off.
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u/HeronSun 18d ago
Nah, that dude's reaction to getting fucking burned by a lighter is absolutely real.
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u/6-Toed_SlothApe 18d ago
I literally had a friend do this to me, we were swapping self defense techniques as we both take classes and it caught me off guard lmao
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u/maaalicelaaamb 18d ago
Not everything is a bit, bitshit
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u/slutboy3000 18d ago
no, but this definitely is
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u/Dorkmaster79 18d ago
I completely believe that he actually got burnt, though that doesn’t have to mean it’s not scripted.
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u/peekdasneaks 18d ago
Weapons > weight classes
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u/FlaredMeteor940 18d ago
A 600 pound man is nothing for me if I have a pistol
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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL 18d ago
or, y'know, working legs and a decent set of lungs.
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u/Paddy_Tanninger 18d ago
It's just a funny parlor trick you walnut
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u/nybbas 18d ago
This is the second comment in a row in a joke thread with someone acting like the video was being serious. Both were top comments. I fear for our future.
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u/Sciensophocles 18d ago
I think you guys underestimate how many literal children there are on the internet.
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u/Ill_Mark_3330 18d ago
And then ion blatant fake rage bait videos you have thousands of morons arguing like it’s real. You just can’t win on Reddit.
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u/farshnikord 18d ago
This is just a way to get a laugh from someone in a bar (and maybe some quick light spooning with a stranger. )
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u/sixpackshaker 18d ago
What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy.
The other is a little lighter.
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u/trbzdot 18d ago
Take a good look at her and her mannerisms. She always has a lighter and a fingernail with residue underneath.
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u/lagunatri99 18d ago
I’m surprised I had to scroll this far down to find someone else who got that vibe.
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u/VicKrugar 18d ago
Haha, that was funny. And effective!
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 18d ago
Effective when it’s a scripted bit.
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u/Eats_Beef_Steak 18d ago
Nah, that dude moved. She definitely burnt him lol.
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u/Kirikomori 18d ago
It would work for a headlock, but I imagine in real life an attacker would just switch to punching her in the face after releasing her from the headlock.
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u/hiddencamela 18d ago
I mean, being in a headlock already is not a good situation, I imagine given the reason someone has you in a headlock, they either don't plan to do good things, or are trying to put you in submission for some reason. At least if they let go, there's the chance to get away.
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u/APoopingBook 18d ago
You said that as if it's evidence for it not being scripted.
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u/Eats_Beef_Steak 18d ago
The other guy didn't present any evidence to say it was scripted.
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u/SovietMarma 17d ago
It is scripted. This dude's content is notorious for rage-bait and time wasting click-bait videos.
You know those stupid food videos where they dump shit onto a counter and they pretend it's delicious? This dude and his buddies are behind those.
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u/slutboy3000 18d ago
the porn level acting for one
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u/KCBandWagon 18d ago
How are you getting downvotes? These videos are easily spotted a mile away with how they act "I wanna do this" "oh ok, you're gonna do this? oh... ok so.. ok so you're gonna do this?" the adlibbing and feigned ignorance is painful and obvious.
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 18d ago
You know they make dozens or even hundreds of scripted videos, right?
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u/Me_Krally 18d ago
Isn't that a choke hold?
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u/rustbucket94 17d ago
True, but I honestly cannot think of a headlock position that isn't capable of being a choke. Even a full-nelson can be a blood choke if it's tight enough.
Somebody let me know if I'm overlooking something.
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u/avi150 18d ago
I would have twisted my neck until it snapped. I mean, if I die, I technically get out of the headlock, right? And that could be done in less than five seconds I bet
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u/Goretanton 18d ago
I mean, they can still hold you there in a headlock, youd just be limp..
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u/halcyonjm 18d ago
Have you ever twisted your neck until it snapped and you died before? I have. It takes more effort than you think.
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u/ZBM-2 18d ago
Glad I know when I see these people to instantly just skip to the last 5 seconds
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u/TankC4BOOM314 18d ago
Am I the only one put off a bit by this video, assuming it's real? She starts with the intention to burn someone by tricking them into her demonstration. A person steps up, simply curious and confused about her technique. Asks about it involving him being thrown, so it seems he's concerned about pain (and sees that there might exist a technique that really does allow for what she describes). She (lightly) burns him, he jumps back. Though they all seem to be friends and fine with the outcome (he's smiling and laughing with them, so he's fine), isn't that a bit cruel? And then these comments, people making fun of this guy, really? He got tricked into hurting being hurt by someone else, and yet people here are saying it was funny to hurt someone (regardless of his reaction in the end), or that it was even deserved because he was being prideful (he clearly wasn't).
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u/The_Schizo_Panda 17d ago
This is Justin flom. He makes a ton of videos and the ones posted to Facebook are 9:30 of nothing with maybe 30 seconds of payoff at the end. It's constant skits like this.
"OoooOOOOoooooh! I have gunpowder, a cannon, and all these antique forks and spoons! What am I doing!??!!"
9 minutes later, this guy and his group of people have finally loaded the cannon
"I guess we should fire it?"
Lights the fuse. Nothing happens
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u/cashcashmoneyh3y 18d ago edited 15d ago
This sub is the equivalent of those low effort fb meme pages that only post cancer
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u/EmotionalChipmunk602 18d ago
A little more meth and she can get outa anything
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u/Interesting_Dare6145 18d ago
As somebody who’s been around drugs and drug addicts, it really doesn’t look like she’s a user. At all.
She might be an ex-user, but anybody can be, hell, I’m an ex-user of IV heroin. But she looks nothing like a user to me. And I would never have even considered that she might be.
It’s really just skinny woman with lean muscle, different coloured hair, sharp facial features and few clothes (because meth makes you overheat, so, less clothes).
Nothing about her directly suggests meth abuse. It’s just a shitty stereotype that people use to make themselves feel better by shitting on people that look a certain way.
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u/RedDonkulouso 18d ago
You either from a nice neighborhood or playing dumb that she’s doesn’t have that tweaker look
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u/bsbbtnh 18d ago
What gives her that look, I wonder? Because she's not overly skinny, she appears to be a healthy weight. Her makeup is nicely done, her hair clean. Her clothes are nice and clean. She isn't dressed slutty, nor is she dressed inappropriately for the occasion. Her skin looks nice, no sores, no picking.
Is it the tattoos? Or the facial structure?
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u/Goretanton 18d ago
If this situation happens, just body slam to the floor and she'l drop the lighter.
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u/surfnporn 18d ago
Your first reaction to feeling fire on your arm is to perform a body-slam?
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u/justinlav 18d ago
I mean, he could just as easily pull her to the ground as soon as she does that to make the lighter fall out of her hand or whatever
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u/DroneGuruSD2 18d ago
That's not even a fuckin headlock. That's a rear naked choke.
Source: Am a Blackbelt in Jiu-Jitsu
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u/Mr_Caterpillar 18d ago
Yes, that is a rear naked choke, but headlock is a very loose term used in many arts or general grappling, calm down.
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u/FruitySalads 18d ago
If she were really under attack he would have followed that up with several punches to her temple I’m sure. Friends are one thing, real danger is another. But hey, it may work! Who knows!?
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u/alpha_tonic 18d ago
I expected her to stomp on his foot or grab one or two finger or go for the balls or pinch his forearm really hard or hit his funnybone or go limp.
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