r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 26 '23

Something something SiLeNt MaJoRiTy

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u/gfh110 May 26 '23

It was the first time I was able to vote and I unfortunately fell for my dad's spiel of "You don't switch horses in the middle of the race." Race here meaning "war."

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u/dudinax May 26 '23

What if the horse started the race, and the race was killing hundreds of thousands of people, and the horse lied about why it started the race?

Might want to switch horses.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

shouldve had the horse tried for war crimes

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u/xero_peace May 26 '23

Probably best just to make glue and pet food out of the horse if it's that useless.

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u/Confident-Leg107 May 26 '23

Hold up, pet food?

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u/internet_commie May 26 '23

In the US, people don't eat horse meat, so old horses are made into dog food. There's a code for it in the ingredient list so the humans don't realize. Dogs don't care.

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL May 27 '23

That's like "Beef Pizzle"

That's bull penis. If you buy your dog a pizzle chew you're telling your dog to go eat a dick.

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u/oxP3ZINATORxo May 27 '23

To be fair, my dog can go eat a dick

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 May 27 '23

Really humans shouldn't care either, horse meat isn't a weird thing to eat in a lot of the world.

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u/HiddenSage May 27 '23

Horses moved from being a utility/livestock animal to a pet in the minds of most Westerners after automobiles replaced them for transportation and farmwork (counting tractors as automotives here). They're only even "pets" for upper-class folks most of the time, but business doesn't want to offend their sensibilities or some shit.

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u/NeverNoMarriage May 27 '23

Also a huge amount of young girls really like horses so that might be an issue.

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u/Ok_Instruction8805 May 27 '23

Is it cuz they're round? Because they're 6 feet off the ground? Is it because they're on top? Or the clip clip clop?

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u/Ok-Champ-5854 May 27 '23

The same can be said of rabbits, people definitely don't eat as much rabbit anymore. It's just not a meat you buy at the grocery store, you have to hunt it. So now lots of non-rural places, at least in the States, they're seen as pets or pests. They can also carry a disease communicable to humans so with the overabundance of factory farming animals they aren't really desired as meat, most game meat isn't even eaten all that much outside rural areas anymore anyway.

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u/The_Golden_Warthog May 27 '23

Hell, most American people don't eat duck, let alone rabbit. If it's not beef, pork, chicken, or fish, most Americans consider it to be some "exotic" meat or have some taboo attached to it.

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u/Wandering_Scout May 27 '23

Yeah, I remember my aunt telling me to never buy a horse from the Amish, as she worked for a veterinarian in Pennsylvania Dutch country.

They treat animals like cheap farm equipment and it has been utterly worked to near death.

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u/bougienative May 27 '23

Horse meat became illegal for human consumption in the US because of the amount of people trying to slip old race horses in for slaughter as a way to recoup the loss of a racehorse being too old to continue racing and what not. which led to food full of steroids and all sorts of other shit that isn't allowed in animals raised for human consumption. They found it easier to just ban horse meat than they did to try and create oversight.

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 27 '23

Horse is tasty. Kind of like Bison tho where if you cook it wrong eating a shoe would be less difficult. You gotta add fat and go with the adage of 'low and slow'. Good flavor though.

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u/changeforgood30 May 27 '23

I'm an American, but I travel often. Went to Iceland and had grilled horse steaks. They needed more seasonings than beef steak as the meat is very lean. Tasted good nonetheless.

Last time in Japan I had horse sashimi, don't recommend that one, as the same lack-of-flavor issue applies. It was interesting to try anyways.

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u/warm_sweater May 27 '23

When I went to Japan I couldn’t bring myself to try any of the raw land meat. I did have fugu which was very tasty.

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u/EmperorBamboozler May 27 '23

Also the antibiotics they give horses have some really nasty interactions with the human body and when combined with a lot of meds give you an autoimmune disorder. This can be fixed by cooking the everloving shit out of the meat which humans find, to put it simply, unappetizing. Dogs don't give a flying fuck if you overcooked your meat into the driest toughest shit imaginable so it goes to them because if you blended meat into a fine paste then formed tiny balls and cooked them off again you can't sell that shit to humans.

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u/internet_commie May 28 '23

True. In reality though, some of the same antibiotics are given to animals humans do eat! Not everybody follow the rules, and the rules aren't all that great to start with.

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u/izyshoroo May 27 '23

Just out of curiosity, what's the code? I don't care, meat is meat, I'd rather it go somewhere than be wasted.

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u/internet_commie May 28 '23

It isn't so much ONE code as various terms used for it. So long since I've read ingredient lists of dog food I can't remember any.

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u/Caesar_Passing May 26 '23

I know, right? I can never find horse meat with the people food, but they're just gonna stick it in pet food like some common ground cartilage meal? Where the fuck is MY horsemeat?!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL May 27 '23

Philippines and France are two off the top of my head. It MAY be illegal in PH now, I'm not sure. But that didn't stop it from being served when I was there.

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u/MeatSuitRiot May 27 '23

Filet of foal

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u/LumpyJones May 27 '23

Warhorse crimes...

Becky Apples is the worst

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u/BubbleBreeze May 27 '23

I don't know, she did get 6 kills

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u/soodeau May 26 '23

Race crimes though because it’s a race, not a war

Race crimes sounds bad too

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u/Starbuckshakur May 26 '23

Everyone forgot how terrible that horse was after a rampaging hippopotamus took the baton eight years later.

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u/whitneymak May 27 '23

He's peacefully painting out in the pasture, pal.

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u/pvtbobble May 27 '23

Or at least the vice horse

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u/RedditModsAreCucks5 May 27 '23

People should have learned to never trust those inbred horses again

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u/FlashMcSuave May 26 '23

Also, the horse brought evangelical prayer sessions into the white house and has a messianic complex.

Really should have switched horses.

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u/Same-Strategy3069 May 27 '23

The horse was also so crippled by alcoholism that he was unable to drink a beer with anyone. Inexplicably 25% of America decided this was the guy “they could have a beer with” and voted based on that metric??! Strange that.

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u/funkeymonk May 26 '23

Could be worse. Somebody could set the horse loose in a hospital

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u/EnlightenedSinTryst May 27 '23

There it is

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u/hoitey_toity May 27 '23

I was looking for it—and hoping it wasn’t there so I could be the one to say it—but alas, there it is.

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u/Tachibana_13 May 27 '23

This is exactly what I was thinking of for this whole conversation. John Mulaney horse/politician metaphors. Every post in the same voice.

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u/wholelattapuddin May 27 '23

But it's a HORSE! I mean no one knows what it's going to do, this has never happened before!

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u/thatthatguy May 26 '23

Yes. We learned that regardless of whether we are in a race or not sometimes it is necessary to stop the horse, dismount, quietly lead the horse behind the shed, and shoot it for the safety of ourselves and all the other horses. Sadly, we can’t seem to get the horse to give up the gun and the metaphor is starting to fall apart.

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u/nandemo May 27 '23

Well, too late, that horse has sailed.

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u/internet_commie May 26 '23

Never seen a horse cheat, but in this case, you should definitely consider that a possibility!

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u/FiftySixArkansas May 27 '23

At least it wasn't in a hospital.

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u/throwawaysarebetter May 27 '23

It wasn't really the horse, it was the jockey.

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u/BrainNSFW May 27 '23

Republican: "But did it win though?"

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

You do if the horse has killed the rider

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u/secretbudgie May 26 '23

I thought it was mid-stream, like when fording a river on your way to Oregon or something

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u/1998_2009_2016 May 26 '23

Yes this is the correct saying

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u/secretbudgie May 27 '23

I finally had enough sleep to read their pun

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u/Masta0nion May 26 '23 edited May 26 '23

Absolutely. We were in the throes of nationalism in 2004 by them lying to the population about WMDs.

2000 Brooks Brothers Riot changed our timeline. And Gore and the Dems conceded “for the good of the nation.”

At least that shit would never fly today. ..I hope. They tried in 2020, but we weren’t having that.

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u/XkF21WNJ May 27 '23

Fuck, no wonder they find it so convincing when someone says the vote was stolen.

They know it can be done.

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u/April1987 May 27 '23

Oh man, imagine if the courts had sided with Gore…

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u/phlapjackage May 27 '23

there's a funny/sad SNL skit about this, what if Gore won the election...he's giving his state of the union speech, saying things like, "we've stopped global warming, now we have to worry about all the glaciers getting too big"

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u/IBAZERKERI May 26 '23

Desantis is looking dead in the water at the moment. his only shot is trump straight being locked up in jail

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u/Cdf12345 May 27 '23

Careful, that’s what the media said about trump too

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u/Diarygirl May 27 '23

Trump didn't have a track record though, and some people thought "What's the worst that could happen?" With DeSantis we know exactly what kind of president he'd be.

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u/clockdivide55 May 27 '23

Don't underestimate how many fascist supporters go to the polls.

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u/thenasch May 27 '23

Keep in mind that would not legally preclude him from running and winning.

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u/dj_narwhal May 26 '23

The Iraq war or the Electoral College?

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u/UnitGhidorah May 27 '23

Yes, but if Dems won all the time they couldn't have a boogieman and they'd be to blame for all the shit they want to give corporations and the rich. Even when they control everything they have some bad Dems like these two that vote against the party.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

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u/SafewordisJohnCandy May 26 '23

Same here. 6 months after the election my best friend was killed along with another Marine in Iraq. Would he still be alive had Kerry won? I don't know, I'd like to think maybe. But hindsight is 20/20 and I supported a lot of stupid shit back then.

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u/monkeypu May 26 '23

Reminds me of this ditty: 'I voted for Nixon in '72 'cause you don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw.'

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u/BobThePideon May 27 '23

Porn hub disagrees!

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u/dirtmother May 27 '23

"Don't switch Dicks in the middle of the screw! Vote Nixon 1962!"

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u/Affectionate-Bee3913 May 26 '23

Didn't we beat the Nazis while switching horses in the middle of the race? Not by choice but it clearly turned out fine.

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u/MyAltimateIsCharging May 26 '23

Not really. FDR died in office and his VP took over. I guess yeah, the administration definitely did change, but not as much as switching parties would.

And FDR died less than a month before Nazi Germany surrendered and like four days before the Battle of Berlin started. And just under two weeks into the Battle of Okinawa. The war had already been decided at that point.

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u/Sacket May 27 '23

I voted for Jill Stein in my first election.

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u/Same-Strategy3069 May 27 '23

Tough to live that one down.

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u/PhilxBefore May 27 '23

old fart'll be dead any minute now

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u/Phazed86 May 27 '23

Lol my dad tried the same shit with me at the time; it was my first election that I could vote in as well. I laughed at him and said I looked forward to canceling out his vote. Even then I knew that the Iraq War was a bunch of BS and that Bush was a lying sack of shit. I had the mentality of, "Kerry may or may not be any better but at least it's not Bush".

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u/smitleyjd May 27 '23

What I tried to tell my parents last time... I told them I'm not voting for Biden...

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u/Less-Mail4256 May 26 '23

Comparing a horse race to a race between leaders of a country. What a Republican analogy that is. Dumbasses.

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u/HardChoicesAreHard May 26 '23

Comparing a horse race to a fucking war killing people for no good reason. That's even worse...

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u/j_la May 26 '23

If only we had reached the middle then…

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u/IveChosenANameAgain May 26 '23

Did somebody say RACE WAR?!

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u/audiate May 27 '23

That’s literally a line from Wag the Dog. If you haven’t seen it, see it

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u/ChickensDontClap90 May 27 '23

I can empathize. My first vote was for McCain because of my Dad. Kicker is: he's 100% French.

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u/amishgoatfarm May 27 '23

That was exactly what my dad said too.

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u/pangolin-fucker May 27 '23

What if your horse is running backwards or is taking a shit on the starting line,

Terrible logic F1 drivers have back up cars sort of in a round about way should they need.

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u/John97212 May 27 '23

Yeah, 2004 was a shitshow. Because of what happened then, I was never surprised by Trump's win in 2016.

I don't think it matters what side of the aisle you're on politically, but George W. Bush and Tony Blair were both reelected after every reasonable voter knew they and their governments lied to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq. They were not held accountable for their actions.

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u/keatonatron May 27 '23

My mom said something similar: he started this war, he should have to finish it!

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u/Killerkendolls May 27 '23

You did better than me. I enlisted after all the hype.

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u/dudleydigges123 May 27 '23

Whats that about a race war? Sorry i skimmed your comment...

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u/reverend-mayhem May 27 '23

I’m so glad the up-and-coming generations are getting politically active at a younger age because my first election I voted in I didn’t know what I was doing either.