me irl

[u/trustingalfy]

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Trust me..dont....the world is a small place.

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thats for sure..... 30 years later im suprised who i run into

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That’s for sure, I’ve ran into people I know on vacation once and even when I took a flight to a whole different state. Like, what the HELL are you doing here? What am I doing here. The world may never know.

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im also surprised who remembers me when I have no clue who they are... was in an olive Garden a few years ago and the manager recognized me. oh hey supplyguy1 how are you? you went to school at Concord right? I was a year behind you... like damn i have no clue who you are but i apparently made an impression on you

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Same, I was in the Navy on deployment in Greece on the island of Crete and ran into someone on the beach I knew in high school. I went to high school in Blackfoot Idaho my graduating class was only 165 people.

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I bumped into my next door neighbor in a bar in San Diego. I live in London. We’d never said even hello, in London.

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Remember being a kid (12yo odd) and going on holiday. Met some other kid (we'll call him Ryan) and got on with him. Went home, randomly found my way onto some AOL-esque chatroom and found someone - we'll call him Ryan - talking about the holiday he just got home from. Sounded REAL familiar.

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Travelled from Ireland to Vietnam. Met a cousin of my neighbour who I played with often as a kid

Maybe its easier to spot the pale irish dude amongst vietnamese people but still!

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Happened to me. Drank a whole jug of pickle juice as a dare in a food court in a town ive never been in and likely never going to. There was one guy looking at me in disgust. He is now my college roomate. Literally says "oh. You're the pickle guy"

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I would run away forever

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ForEVER

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*jail

[u/trynabecosplayerr → u/trinicron]

I agree that the world is a small jail

[u/meltingrubberducks → u/pen_of_inspiration]

I live in a small town and feel this spiritually as my fun free-spirited reputation follows me years after I became stable boring mom

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Similar to me, ...re-invented myself found new life & began having new problems , life was good, then the universe brings the only person I thought would be the last, to be my neighbor Turns out, their life had caught up & they needed somewhere to breathe Only to find the best prey & a town to impress with the sins of the past

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Having worked in phone based customer service, people absolutely treat it that way. “I’m never going to talk to this person again, so it doesn’t matter if I act like a complete sociopath”.

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At work.

Until it becomes true.

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Me during family Christmas Eve before climbing the Christmas tree

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Cat behavior tbh, I respect it

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Me on vacation in Mexico about to take another shot before going to sing karaoke.

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Me every time I do drunken karaoke. At the same bar. In front of the same regulars. Who all know me.

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I almost did that when I graduated highschool. Thought about basically saying "I'll never see these people again" and then giving a personal fuck you to every person I hated

Edit: I've seen too many of them since

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Perfect one to use.

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I feel like that's the follow up.

"What's the worse that could happen?"

*Does stupid thing with disastrous results*

"Well, it could be worse..."

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What could possibly go wrong

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Im sure it'll be fine

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The longer the “Ahhh” the worst the decision.

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you are still trying to convince yourself of not doing it, yet you know you are going to finish it with 'fuck it'

[u/Big_D1cky → u/Sievroiss]

Ahhhh I choose that guy‘s dead wife too

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I also choose this guy's dead wife.

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You forgot the "we ball" at the end

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Universal...

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It seems to me that I may be using this way too often nowadays.

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Yea today me definitely dislikes difficult yesterday me.

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Hour ago me is a piece of shit

[u/ParkingButterfly3019 → u/Novel_Ask_4226]

5s me is making my life difficult by starting to write this comment, and 2s ago me is making me check the grammar goddamit fuck me

[u/TheMagicalWizard69 → u/[deleted]]

Future you is definitely talking shit about you right about now.

[u/badostrichbird → u/TheMagicalWizard69]

That motherfucker, I’ll ruin his fucking life

[u/Interesting_Cup6752 → u/badostrichbird]

Hhhhhhhhh 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Future me is really nice tho, he does all my work

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Past me is a dick current me is an idiot and future me.is screwed

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I use this all the time... like future me is a completely different person

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mentallystronger

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Trauma has entered the chat

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PTSD intensifies

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Post Traumatic STRENGTH Disorder

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POSITIVE Traumatic STRENGTH Disorder

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Hears a peng

Suddenly gains 50% muscle mass for 1 hour

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"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

But something will eventually

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it's a canon event

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You should say something different.

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r/unexpectedfuturama

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Saw a guy coming out of the hospital with a bloody head bandage wearing that tshirt

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Lol there’s this cooking YouTuber who uses this line all the time. Think maybe I should stop watching him.

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You only live once

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YOLO!

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Knew I’d find you somewhere 😂

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You only YOLO once.

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I still love the fact that YOLO was once a phrase to motivate people to do the exact opposite: Be responsible, take care, stay healthy. 😭

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Not if you are a Hindu

[u/depressed_oreos]

Bad decisions make good stories

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"A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories"

[u/No_Ladder1955 → u/McOof234]

A hundred good stories makes me interesting at parties

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Finding a couple fellow AJR fans somewhere I didn’t expect wasn’t the random comforting thing I expected to find on Reddit today but here we are 👍🏻

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Same bro

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Chicks dig scars.

[u/AdmiralClover]

Quite a fan of the saying.

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it"

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May the bridges that we burn light the way

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The bridges are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

:D

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maybe the real bridges were the friends we made along the way

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*the friends we burned along the way

[u/LightenUpFrancis1968]

Safety Third!

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Love how it's third and not even second.

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Yes

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What is second

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Risk.

Adrenaline is first, risk is second, safety is third.

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Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs says this.

[u/spaceursid]

If I die, I die

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Me living life completely normally during the pandemic lmao

[u/Lordcringefest]

Fuck it we ball

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🏆💪🏾💵

[u/BetaDachi → u/Lordcringefest]

Yezzir

[u/murderedbyaname]

This goat's not gonna rope itself.

[u/KeepGoing777 → u/murderedbyaname]

holy fuck ahaha

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Well it's 10am and I'd say that's enough Reddit for me today haha

[u/Serg_Molotov]

It is what it is

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Or French

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The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel Wills.

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We’re getting old. This was almost 20 years ago!

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Underrated comment 👏

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At least I got chicken

[u/Strg-Alt-Entf]

She’s 50 years too old to become pregnant anyway.

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Ay YOOOOO 😭😭😭

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Real talk though I heard STDs are rampant at some seniors homes because they just keep fucking without a care in the world.

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I could have lived a happy life without this knowledge, thank you.

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Nah you need that knowledge for later, so you don't end up like yet memaw

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Now you know why memaw keeps scratching her cooter and it's not the off brand depends

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Why would they care? They're gonna die in like 2 years anyway

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No i get it, but previous poster saying fuck it she can't get pregnant sounds like he's going to pick up some granny and go home with chlamydia lol

[u/Flying_sky_bear]

"I haven't made it this far making good decisions"

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Fair enough...

[u/VeterinarianOk9222]

Hold my beer

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Had to scroll way too far down.

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[u/vickythepolyglot]

If you are afraid to live, don't be born (in spanish sounds better)

Edit: I did a terrible job translating it. It really translates to something like"Whomever is afraid of dying shouldn't be born".

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How do you say it in spanish?

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El que tenga miedo a morir que no nazca

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I'm reading this in the voice of Antonio Banderas.

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EL QUE TENGA MIEDO A MORIR QUE NO NAZCAAAAAAA

[u/TheMadShatterP00P]

Hey, watch this!

[u/performance_issue]

For Rock and Stone!

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Did someone say Rock and Stone?

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Rock and Stone brother! ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️

[u/Amarthon → u/HonedWombat]

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!

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Rock and stone to the bone!!

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FOR KARL!!!

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If you don’t Rock and Stone, ya ain’t comin’ home!

[u/THEGUYINTHEPICT]

Well nobody from the future has invented a time machine to stop me yet, so it can’t be that bad

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What if you caused the death of the one who was supposed to invent time travel?

[u/Lopsided-Cod7084]

YOLO

[u/Emergency-Practice37]

That’s future me’s problem.

[u/PreppyFinanceNerd]

"Buy the ticket, take the ride" - Hunter S Thompson

[u/Ordinary-Commercial7]

Some say ‘why’…. I say “why not”

[u/AdventurousPirate357]

It's not illegal if you don't get caught

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it's not necrophilia if it's lukewarm

[u/OkiDokiPanic → u/AdventurousPirate357]

Of the more catchy variety:
"Cops didn't see it; I didn't do it."

[u/not-rude-just-Dutch]

Here goes nothing

[u/Proof-Surprise-964]

On purchases : " Well, you can't take it with you when the good Lord calls your name"

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“You’ll never see a U-Haul behind a hearse.”

[u/ymaldor]

Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. - some politician/billionaire probably

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The short king from Shrek

[u/BetaDachi → u/RoyalHardware]

Ah yes, lord fuckwad

[u/Tstrik]

“Eh, why not?”

[u/Witty-Worker5235]

"fuck it"

[u/Hopeoner513]

Go hard or go home, homie!

[u/RebuiltGearbox]

That's a great idea!

[u/Lucky_Baseball176]

'a million other people have done it!'

My go to

[u/Legitimate_Cloud2215]

"fuck it", "we'll, fuck", "I don't fuckin care" & "fuck, let's just get it done".

[u/According-Switch-708]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

[u/monkeyhoward]

What’s the worst that could happen?

[u/DAEUU]

It’s not like you want to live this life

[u/CaptainPopsickle]

Such is life

[u/PlayerOneThousand]

“One day I’ll be dead and it won’t matter anyway”

[u/itz_f3lix]

"I have done worse for free", or i also use "I made worse financial decisions for that amount of money already"

[u/tennoskoom_]

Life is shit

[u/Grouchy-Engine1584]

YOLO!

[u/BeardAndPlates]

I'll get more money next month.

[u/happymayme]

This is my go-to.

[u/Nawforyou]

Doctor Pepper

[u/JarJarBinksSucks]

Fuck it

[u/Most-Currency5684]

God hates a coward

[u/Zuladio]

Mama didn't raise no bitch

[u/ob3s]

nur die harten kommen in Garten...

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Ich nutze immer: Lass da mal den Profi ran.

[u/uTimu]

yolo

fuck that

20$ is 20$

[u/marino12345]

Lines of coke

[u/mightyscoosh]

You only YOLO once!

[u/dirtyheitz]

fuck it

[u/Stickboyhowell]

This'll be easy

[u/possibly-a-moron]

"Whelp might as well"

Or "This definitely won't come back to bite me in the butt later on"

[u/UltraMagat]

"Fuck it" and it's almost always right before I broach a topic with my wife that will cause....a "reaction".

[u/directortrench]

"This is what my (parents/friend/big brother/spouse/chuck norris/etc) would do in the situation"

[u/mh985]

Gotta die of something

[u/jarviskokar]

Que sera, sera

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[u/Mundane-Ad-6874]

Buckle up buckaroo

[u/ChronicAlienOGKush]

It is what it is.

[u/zyon86]

We only live once.

On your death bed, what do you want to say ?

[u/RebbyRose]

"It's not THAT serious" with a hand wave

[u/Badonkadunks]

I double dog dare you (me).

[u/SalamanderCake]

Fortune favors the bold.

[u/yeIIowhearts]

“You’re only 19 once” is the excuse I’m using to chop most of my hair off and get a face piercing lol

[u/astute_asshole]

Today is a good day to die

[u/Shapoopi_1892]

I'll try anything twice, just in case I didn't like it the first time.

[u/Macard_97]

Do it for the anecdote

[u/Bluccability_status]

It is what it is.